martedì 24 giugno 2008

memento audere semper, ma soprattutto memento, me mento

Che niente di ciò che è umano debba essere estraneo all'uomo, s'è già detto. Che ciò che è umano debba, esattamente in virtù d'umanità, essere sfrondato dai cagli e dai lacci del precostituito, si prova a dirlo. Due ultime parole, allora, il caso le merita. Non in quanto caso di chissà quale spessore, ma in quanto esempio di fenomeno umano che è soggetto, da parte del soggetto più umano della media, ad una esauriente e feconda possibilità di previsione.
LibMagazine mi offriva la possibilità, in data 8 giugno (Giu 8th 2008, recita il testo), di ragionare su una cazzuta novità in ambito calcistico: l'Italia allenata da Donadoni si apprestava a cominciare l'Europeo con tre punte tre. Le convocazioni stesse del cittì andavano in quella direzione, ovvero: se devi giocare con tre punte e tre centrocampisti non hai altra scelta che convocare meno centrocampisti e più attaccanti rispetto al consueto alveare di mediani con cui si parte dall'Italia per le grandi competizioni.
Da parte mia c'era un certo ottimismo, non nascondo, un frizzore, un odore di cattiveria e menefreghismo avvertibile nel respiro della nostra squadra, e in Donadoni, memento audere semper! scrivevo: "Da osservatori esterni a queste ipotetiche diatribe, noi di Libmagazine ci ergiamo a sintetici sostanzialmente eclettici, e non poco pragmatici, ritenendo che l’Italia vincerà gli Europei, e questa volta divertirà esteticamente, solo in caso di ostinazione del suo tecnico nella vocazione offensiva. Ma che li perderà tristemente se alla prima bastonata – e visto il girone con Romania, Olanda e ancora Francia non sarà difficile recuperare legname – retrocederà."
Sai tu cosa è accaduto? Che la bastonata è stata dura, forse chiodata, triplamente chiodata, e arancione. E che da quell’esatto istante Donadoni ha ricriticato, in cieca confutazione, tutte le sue premesse, la sua tesi sfaccimmosa delle tre punte in campo e cacchi altrui. S’è appellato al Del Piero mezza punta. Poi al Cassano con stigmate. Comunque sempre 4-4-2 solido e stantio. E addirittura nell’ultima gara, quella lesiva del senso del pudore d’ogni amor ludico, anziché profittare delle squalifiche di due indispensabili centrocampisti quali Pirlo e Gattuso per riproporre le ali alte con centravanti (tre punte tre), ha organizzato una linea mediana di scarpai e cartigienicisti. Nessuno si lamenti della merda, io avevo avvisato.

23 commenti:

Tess ha detto...

no, io non mi lamento, per carità. Spero solo che finisca quest' incubo

egine ha detto...

quando dici che ce l'avevi detto, ci suggerisci che un paese di merda
con della merda nelle strade, e un po
di merda dappertutto non aveva speranza di vincere alcunche? cazzo
ciro menomale altrimenti credevamo di
essere a posto, e che in fondo tutta
va bene madama la marchesa.

NicPic ha detto...

bella ciro

Anonimo ha detto...

e che allora? quattro mondiali e un europeo chi li ha vinti? la repubblica di firenze o la serenissima? merda siamo stai e siamo, per questo ogni tanto vinciamo...
comunque domadoni si é cacato sotto

GdS ha detto...

e so' d'accord'! a quel punto poteva convocare pure Savini, che ci faceva la sua porca figura...

(cia' bello! utt'appost'?)

'o munaciello ha detto...

---> tess, sta finendo, piano piano come si consuma il sigaro

---> egine, non farmici pensare alla merda nelle strade.. non posso più andare in bicicletta senza vomitare. Davvero, non c'è una strada che mi porti via senza almeno venti metri quadri di munnezza: sto facendo la panza!

---> nic, bella te nic :)

---> frisba, e ancora sta là che caca

---> gds, nooo, savini mai, savini miao (tutt'appost? nzomma, mica poi tanto)

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